He Lacks The Opposable Thumbs, Focker

// May 5th, 2009 // Uncategorized

In case you didn’t know. I run/own NESN. In the eyes of the Klagenfurt Hospital I am now the sole owner, operator, CEO, and President, etc of the New England Sports Network.

But how did this happen? Please allow me to explain:

We played our 4th game yesterday—a grudge match if I’ve ever seen one. Two teams, a lot of history between then, and a personal vendetta. The story goes something like this: Back in 2004 the Carinthian Black Lions were actually the “Carinthian Cowboys.” Their starting quarterback was an Austrian (which for this league is fairly rare, since most quarterbacks tend to be “imports”). This quarterback, Bernie was all run-and-gun, modeling his game after the late great Michael Vick. The only problem was that Bernie didn’t have blazing 4.4 speed, shiftiness, or any remarkable athletic ability. Instead Bernie looked like a down and out offensive guard, with legs like a snake and an arm like a wet noodle.

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7 Responses to “He Lacks The Opposable Thumbs, Focker”

  1. Matt says:

    SHOW US YOUR THUMB!

  2. Bee2636 says:

    guess this dashes your goal of hitchhiking across the EU this summer…although, we could loan
    you a gigantic pink thumb out of our Dynamite!(R) game.

  3. scott says:

    dictatorial@hettys.rejects” rel=”nofollow”>.…

    good info!…

  4. sean says:

    willows@frau.schonberg” rel=”nofollow”>.…

    ñýíêñ çà èíôó!!…

  5. tracy says:

    shackles@dunk.rioters” rel=”nofollow”>.…

    tnx!…

  6. lee says:

    derive@fatigues.oregonians” rel=”nofollow”>.…

    thank you!…

  7. johnnie says:

    masson@toast.reverent” rel=”nofollow”>.…

    ñïñ!!…

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