Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week

// July 22nd, 2009 // Uncategorized

If offered up summations of last week’s wedding extravaganza in bits and pieces. Well here is another piece of the puzzle. In between casual conversation over chips and dip, I finally felt I had made some strides towards acceptance into the girlfriend’s family.

And then like a lightning bolt from the Karma Police I was struck down in my tracks….

An unsuspecting FWG failed to note the weight limit on plastic lawn furniture. I sat down confidently and then promptly knocked backed to reality….but not before my significant other had time to capture it for posterity. God, I love first impressions.