Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week
// August 28th, 2009 // Uncategorized
KFC’S DOUBLE DOWN SANDWICH
While fast food giants attempt to slim and trim their menus — like McDonalds’ with their fruit and yogurt parfait and Wendy’s with their Garden Sensations Salads — KFC, on the other hand, has no interest in helping us slim down. KFC has ‘doubled down’ on a new high-calorie fried chicken sandwich that is down-right ridiculous. The so-called ’sandwich’ consists of bacon, two kinds of cheeses and Colonel’s sauce between two pieces of fried chicken.
Well, congratulations America. You’ve done it again– invented a new, amazing sandwich for me to consume. I’m going to run out and try this thing immediately. I don’t really care for this Fox News Anchor-woman’s tone. Yeah, KFC went and replaced bread with fried chicken. So what? Stroke of genius—that means more chicken per cardiac-clogging bite. At 1228 calories, its like eating three Big Macs. This isn’t dangerous, it’s delicious. I imagine this is how Edison felt after the light bulb….incredible and never to be topped.