NFL NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Time Line For The Buffalo Bills Head Coaching Position Discovered!
// January 19th, 2010 // Uncategorized
Every year, come playoff time, Jay and I call in to question why we root for the Upstate Underdogs, that is, the Buffalo Bills in “your” language.¬†¬† Then they announce Chan Gailey as their head coach and I almost want to quit life immediately, a had to stop Jay from reaching for his hunting rifle.¬† That was until some investigative blogging (riiight)¬† revealed this document from the Buffalo Bills front office.¬† In it, we have transcripts and a time line which lead us to our current coaching climate in Buffalo:¬† Frosty, with a chance of firing.¬† Enjoy…
Bills: Hey Bill Cowher, want to be our head coach?
Bill Cowher: NO!¬† (Don’t worry Bill I made the same face when I heard they asked you, how dare they?)
Bills: Hey Mike Shanahan, will you interview for the job?
Bills: Jim Harbaugh, want the job?
Jim H.: NO!
Leslie Frazier, please interview for the job?
Bills:Brian Schottenheimer, please intervi…
BS: (interrupts) NO!
Bills: Well….does you dad Marty want the job?
So give the Bills a break. What would you have done if you had¬†to hire a coach and this is how you spent your last few weeks. Good luck Chan, I’ll give you max 3 years, 2 in Buffalo and the last in LA.
Things could be worse….