Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week: Free Grand Slam Breakfast
// February 9th, 2010 // Uncategorized
Grand Slam. Free Breakfast. 820 Calories. 69 grams of (delicious) fat.¬† Its a free breakfast, so don’t get on your high horse you judgmental bastards.¬† And it’s called a Grand Slam…you know, for the sports fan¬† (and the kids!).¬†¬† So, go on America! You’ve earned it, ’cause there is nothing more American than two eggs, pancakes, and bacon, all served under the flicker of florescent light.¬† You’ll take your coffee just the way you take your democracy….strong and black*.