Could You Be Mr. Right?

// April 30th, 2010 // Uncategorized

mr-rightEveryday I comb the Craigslist Personals in search of plus-sized love.  Rarely do I ever find anything worth posting….until today:

LOOKING 4 MR,RIGHT

AM A BIG SEXY WOMAN, I AM FUN TO HANG OUT WITH, I DO NOT PLAY GAME’S, I AM LOOKING FOR THAT MAN WHO LIKE’S THE SAME THING’S I DO . LIKE FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL, WALK’S ON THE BEACH’S, AND GOING TO THE MOVIE’S. WALL IT YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, THEN PLEASE GET AT ME.

I’ve already “got at her”

[Craigslist]

Happy Friday People

2 Responses to “Could You Be Mr. Right?”

  1. RichZ says:

    I hope you threw her a big bunch of apostrophes, because she’s gonna run out at the rate she sticks ‘em places they don’t belong.

  2. scott says:

    dictatorial@hettys.rejects” rel=”nofollow”>.…

    good info!…

  3. michael says:

    bugle@truckee.retardation” rel=”nofollow”>.…

    áëàãîäàðñòâóþ….

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