Danny Almonte Part II

// April 12th, 2010 // Uncategorized

“It’s going to be a pleasure to have him in our facility for the next 14 to 20 years…not only can the kid hit, but my goodness gracious, he can field the ball!”

Well apparently this guy has borrowed Emmanuel “Mike” Agassi’s moral compass.  Holy shit this is creepy.  Kind of like that kid from Pet Cemetery.  I fully expected him to drop the bat and cut his “trainers” Achilles’s tendon.  You know I had a trainer when I was 5 years old, only my dad insisted on calling her a “baby sitter.”  Someone get this kid a new set of parents  before we get the perfect storm of childhood angst:  One part sports superstar, two parts child actor.  This is shaping up to be Andre Agassi meets Danny Almonte, meets MaCaulay Culkin.

6 Responses to “Danny Almonte Part II”

  1. walkonboy says:

    Bonus points for the Jessie Tejada: Baseball ‘Blayer’ plug.

  2. Matt says:

    kids got sloppy fundamentals

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