If I See Someone Walking Around With A Tebow Jersey, I’ll Probably Slap The Shit Out Of Them
// April 29th, 2010 // Uncategorized
So according to every major news outlet, that considers this news, Tebow’s jersey is not the hottest selling in the NFL.¬† Say what you will about the game, or marketing, but this really speaks more about the fans.¬† People need to have a little more pride about themselves.¬† If you are going to wear another man’s name on your back, how about someone who has…oh I don’t know, played an NFL game?¬† Go with the classic, proven time winners: Namath, Montana, Kelly, Marino, Butkis, hell even Rice.¬† Doesn’t matter if they didn’t play for your team, you can still respect what they’ve accomplished.
Which is exactly the problem, young Timothy, Denver’s newest resident hasn’t done shit.¬† Unless you count putting McDaniel’s job on the line and costing his team their¬† 2nd, 3rd, and 4th round picks.¬† This is a sell out move.¬† People who buy a Tebow jersey are going to feel exactly the same as those guys with XFL “He Hate Me” Jerseys in their closet: Stupid for the purchase, legendary at Halloween for the collectors item.
Bottom line, if I see you wearing this jersey, I’m going to slap the shit out of you.¬† The end.