Wake Up! ….With A Metaphor For How Your Sad Life Has Become

// April 22nd, 2010 // Uncategorized, wob

Introducing the "Girlfriend Pillow"

Sears has really taken the guess work out of what guys are looking for in a woman: lumpy breasts and one arm. They’ve boiled down the whole girlfriend-experience to this polyester and felt pillow: Two boobs, one arm, and no judgement . Shit, I’ll take 10!Unfortunately the “Wife” model comes with crushing guilt and an in-law attachment.

Yes, this is very, very real….and from Sears.

girlfriend-pillow-screen-shot

3 Responses to “Wake Up! ….With A Metaphor For How Your Sad Life Has Become”

Bee says:

April 22, 2010 at 4:33 PM

Optional See ‘n Say string that strokes your ego by repeatedly playing “I have felt tits!” (sold
separately).

Look for the American Cancer Society to develop
a ‘Post-Op Wife’ version for the Husband-of-a-Survivor demographic.
Noodle says:

April 22, 2010 at 4:44 PM

this link is now being circulated around my office… great find, bro
Bob says:

April 22, 2010 at 11:44 PM

hmmmmmmm Where do I begin??
I’ll take 20!