I Just Watched Jersey Shore For The First Time

// July 30th, 2010 // Uncategorized

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Last night I watched Jersey Shore.  I don’t know how or why this pop culture phenomenon went over my head for so long, but congratulations MTV: Do to one signature phrase I’m now hooked.

Courtesy of “Gorilla Meathead”  Ronnie:

SMUSH PRIVATES

In a world saturated with metaphor and cliche for hooking up, out of the depths of hair gel soaked Jersey comes this gem.  Smush-Privates.  I mean I was blown away.  I promise (I take that back, I gently suggest) that this will be my last non-sports post now that football season is about to be in full swing.  But I now know where I will be every Thursday night: watching these “things” from the shore in their glory.

I don’t want to say I consider myself an elitist, I’m pretty sure that FWG is anything but.  In fact I think that FWG and FWG Nation is incredibly high class - low brow (I’m trademarking that).  But why in ALL the emails I receive every day has no one suggested that I watch this show.  Have I been living under a rock?  You should be ashamed of yourself, FWG fans.  Poor form.

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