Wake Up! Monday Morning Quick Hits with The Rook
// October 25th, 2010 // Uncategorized
Victoria’s Secret NFL Team Gear by Pink - Totally missed that memo.Â How did I not know about the new line up?Â I like just got my AngelCard@$!@$% Â Â Screw that ‘espnW for Women’ crap - this is how you target the ladies.Â Where’s my silk Tebow teddie??Â Kidding.Â Sort of… [VS Pink - NFL].
Packers top Vikings (28-24) - When retirement is knocking at my door, I’m welcoming it with open arms.Â None of this “watch my legacy/empire blow up in my face from naughty nude pics and a washed up season” nonsense.Â Now go to FWG NFL for actual updates and that fantasy crap [SI.com]
Buttocks Slappers Afoot (well, not really afoot…actually a-bike) -Â Ball State has a serious slapping problem.Â Is this how middle-America gets their assault on?Â It’s way back from April, but it gets me every time [WISH TV8].
As Seen On TV - aka a collection of everything your future wife will probably ever get you for birthdays/anniversaries/etc and then hate that it takes up so much space in the garage.Â And face it ladies…we will buy it because he’s ’so tough to buy for’ [As Seen On TV Guys].Â When in doubt, Victoria’s Secret NFL boy shorts…a gift for him that’s really a gift for you.
And to really get you going…EMO GHOST STORY.Â Get ready for nap time and your bubble bath.