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Head Coach Brian Kelly Gives A Humble Interview: “Every Place I Go I Make Better”

// July 6th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Uconn, Uncategorized

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[Rivals]

I respect swagger, I really do.  But this is some grade-a spin right here (I expect nothing less from the son of a politician).  He give no credit to his players, no credit to his support staff, its all “me, me, me”  Going a step further, Kelly has no problem glossing over the fact that he abandoned his team after they went 12-0, refusing to coach in their bowl game thus leaving them high and dry.  All this was after he held a team meeting to tell his players he would not be taking the job at the Notre Dame
You may be able to fool the hordes of blind-Notre-Dame-faithful but I have a feeling that the fans on Cincinnati football (including me)  have a different view on the Kelly era:  He raised a program up, only to abandon them in the national spotlight.

Go Ahead, Let These Two Cats Ruin Your Day

// May 13th, 2010 // 2 Comments » // Justice, Rob Lunn, Uconn, Uncategorized

Oh man, do I hate cats.  I’ve hated them my entire life.  Not their fault, really though.  See, anytime I get within 10 yards of a cat I have a god-awful allergic reaction.  And if a cat rubs up on me, dare he sneezes on me?  It’s game over for the Fat White Guy, get that epi-pen ready and start the show, it’s about to get ugly.  Think of that scene from Pulp Fiction, needle straight to the heart is the only way I’m coming back.pulp-fiction-needle

Even my girlfriend, who got this cat “Jinxy” for her first communion, still alive when we first got together was banished to the outside once I started coming around.  Poor cat died a year later, but that is the price you have to pay.  A Few dead cats along the way to loving your boyfriend.  I’ll be honest I’ve completely forgot where I was going with this.  Oh yah, the video.  One cat trying to wake his buddy up from the big sleep, with the low rent “Eres Tu” soundtrack in the background.

At first I was like, okay this redeems cats, one guy trying to bring his pal back to life.  But then I realized, shit this cat is just dancing on his buddies cold lifeless body.  Not to mention these to cats just ruined my entire day, getting me all worked up and it’s not even noon.  Typical cat, ruining shit for everyone.

Wake UP With A Video That’s Up For YouTube Video Of The Year

// April 14th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Uconn, Uncategorized

Amen on the “I hate guys that wear skinny jeans.”

Thanks to Z-Bob for the tip.

Jacoby Ellsbury Declared By Nike To Be The Best Athlete Of All Time?….NOT SO FAST

// March 9th, 2010 // No Comments » // Justice, Uconn, Uncategorized, wob

So according to this, Ellsbury’s  “SPARQ” rating is 102.31 which, is a little bit of a convoluted calculation if you ask me, but go ahead and try it here (using Nike’s SPARQULATOR!) I’ll refrain from tackling the whole “this is simply a marketing ploy” by Nike angle, because the whole corporate America thing is played out.  But I will say this, the means of measuring Ellsbury’s athleticism are by no means widely accepted as the standard by strength coaches and professionals around the United States.  Sure, the vertical jump, 5-10-5 and 30 yard (and 40 yard) dash are measures of speed, power, and agility, but Nike is using a measuring stick that is wildly inaccurate.  First, the “jump pad” (which is used to measure vertical leap by calculating the time he leaves the pad to the time he lands) is easily manipulated, which is why every “real” evaluation (including the NFL combine) doesn’t use this method.

Read the full analysis over at NESN.com

Hat Tip: [Barstool Sports]

Morning Football Links: National Signing Day, Morning Erections, Unicorn Horns, and The Downfall Of Barack Obama

// February 2nd, 2010 // No Comments » // Justice, Uconn, Uncategorized, wob

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  • Morning erection….of a statue of Nick Saban.  Nothing can get Saban (’s statue) erect like Al Moore [Tide Sports]
  • Unicorn Horns.  Arbitrary and about as accurate as the “star system”  Ride into the rainbow. [NESN]
  • National Signing Day is tomorrow, and there a are still a few “five stars” who are undecided.  like Seantrel Henderson, who is likely going to Ohio State, but won’t let anyone in on the secret [Twin Cities]

2010 East-West Shrine Game: Players to Watch

// January 20th, 2010 // No Comments » // Justice, Uconn, Uncategorized, wob

east-west-shrine-gameThe College All-Star games are when a player’s stock has the most potential to rise or fall, as the speculation and evaluation gets harder with the 2010 NFL draft approaching. While the Senior Bowl is undoubtedly the most prestigious of the the postseason games, the East-West Shrine game is probably second — and is arguably the most important for mid-round players hoping to improve their chances.  With all 32 NFL teams in attendance, it is a week long showcase for players, so Jay and I are bringing you 5 players from each squad to watch…

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1. Greg Hardy, DE - Ole Miss Rebels

Hardy is my number 1 player to watch on either team. Last year Hardy was supposed to be a 1st round draft pick but he decided to come back to school. He missed almost half of the season with a few different injuries. Well now he is healthy and can show the NFL scouts that he can play at the next level. With a great game I think Hardy locks himself into being picked no later than the 2nd round.

2. Blair White, WR - Michigan State Spartans

Former walk-on turned captain, Blair White, will have some questions to answer at the Shrine game. He had a great senior year with 70 catches for 990 yards and 9 TDs. The knock on White is that he isn’t that fast. He has great hands but will he be able to create space for himself at the next level?

3. O’Brien Schofield, DE - Wisconsin Badgers

Schofield was awesome for the Badgers this season. He had a great game vs. Miami in the Champs Sports Bowl where he recorded 2 sacks. He isn’t that big. He is extremely athletic and runs very well. Can he play DE at the next level? He may be in for a switch to a 3-4 OLB in the NFL.

1. Lindsey Witten, DE, UConn

wittenWitten set the tone for pass-rushers in the Big East this season. He is tall and incredibly athletic, with good hands and an incredibly long frame. His brother, Donte Whitner, was the Buffalo Bills’ first-round draft pick out of Ohio State, so he has genetics in his favor. There are still some questions about his size and strength translating to the NFL in run-stopping situations, which has some scouts projecting him to play outside linebacker in rush situations as a pro. The Shrine game will give him a chance to showcase his toughness and speed and to improve his draft stock to the late second round.

5. Jarrett Brown, QB - West Virginia Mountaineers

At 6′4, 220 lbs., Brown has a great frame to play QB in the NFL. He is extremely athletic and has tremendous upside. He had an okay senior year, throwing only 11 TDs to his 9 INTs. He needs to show that he has the smarts to play QB at the next level. Can he read defenses and make smart, quick decisions? With a bad game he risks going undrafted however with a good game I think a NFL team will take a shot on him in the 5th or 6th round.

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1. Max Hall, QB - BYU Cougars

Hall had a very good senior year as he led the Cougars to an 11-2 record. He threw for over 3,500 yards and 33 TDs. Hall doesn’t have a great body for an NFL QB. He stands just under 6′1 and weighs 200 pounds. Listen I don’t want to hear the Drew Brees excuse. (How Brees stands only 6′0 and weighs in around 210 pounds) He is an extreme exception to the rule

2. Joe Pawelek, LB - Baylor Bears

Pawelek was a monster for Baylor. He had over 100 tackles the last two years. The big question with him is his speed. Does he have what it takes to run sideline to sideline in the NFL? He has good instincts and with a good game I can see him being drafted in the 3rd or 4th round.

3. Dennis Pitta, TE - BYU Cougars

Pitta really has a chance to climb up draft boards here. Everyone has Jermaine Gresham from Oklahoma as their top rated TE but after that the rankings are up in the air. With a good game, I can see Pitta climbing up the rankings board and securing himself as the 2nd rated TE.

4. Darrell Stuckey, S - Kansas Jayhawks

Stuckey played well for Kansas this year. He doesn’t have great size for a safety but he is very versatile and isn’t afraid to help out in the run game. With a good game, I think Stuckey can improve his draft stock and move up into the 2nd round.

5.  Chris Brown, RB - Oklahoma Sooners

Brown’s stock really dropped this year. In 2008 he had 1,220 yards and 20 TDs. In 2009 he only totaled 749 yards and 7 TDs. Now, all of that is not his fault. The Sooners lost their Heisman trophy winning QB and their offensive line was banged up all year. Brown will probably be a 6th or 7th round pick in the 2010 NFL draft but with a bad game he runs the risk of going undrafted. Brown needs to run hard and show that he can play at the next level.


Texas Professors Are Angry (Jealous) of Mack Brown’s $2Million Raise. I Say They Shoulda Gave Him $3M

// December 15th, 2009 // No Comments » // Uconn, Uncategorized

the-programApparently, the faculty at the University of Texas are little “miffed” by Brown’s 2 million dollar raise.  Similar discussions (and dissent) are common-place as tensions between athletics and academics are constantly growing.

Allow me to offer my somewhat profound opinion.  An opinion honed and probably valued as a product of both a liberal arts education and the athletic department.  First and foremost, nothing does more to bring prestige or notoriety to an academic institution than an athletic program.  Millions of people aren’t paying attention to the University of Florida or Alabama because of their excellent science programs.  In an ideal world, maybe that would be the case.  But this isn’t an ideal world.  No, this is a country that loves it some football. Sports transcend race, gender, and class, and bring colleges and universities prestige and attention that they would otherwise not get.

Playing a football or basketball game on national television is basically a two hour infomercial for why you should attend that school.  The game being played sells potential students, recruits, and the rest of America on that school.  Schools also use that opportunity to showcase their academics, facilities, and other such highlights.  Trust me, not a lot of people come to UConn because of the hustle and bustle of Storrs, CT.

And the more your team wins, the more national attention you get.  In college programs, players come and go, it is a revolving door of sorts.  The only constant is coaching, the better your coaching, the better your team does, the better your team does, the more national attention.  Breakout that freshman year logic-course.  Transitive property; better coaching, more national attention.  And nothing is more likely to keep a great coach at your school, as is the case with Mack Brown, than a 2 million dollar raise.

Sure, John Q history professor isn’t making even close to that amount of money.  But then again, he doesn’t pay his own salary.  In the past few years, University of Texas football generated more than $6.6 million into academic programs.  It comes down to popularity contest, which I’m sure the nerds in the science department will be upset about (Sorry, Chauncy.  Yes it is high school all over again, isn’t it?).  To borrow a quote from one of the greatest sports movies of all time, The Program:


Professor
: This is not a football vocational school. It’s an institute for higher learning.
Coach Winters: Yeah, but when was the last time 80,000 people showed up to watch a kid do a damn chemistry experiment?

Exactly.  Boo Yah.

READ THE REST HERE

The Photo UConn Fans Thought They Would Never See

// November 30th, 2009 // No Comments » // Uconn, Uncategorized

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As a proud fan of UConn football, this is a photo that 5 maybe even 4 years ago no one thought would be possible.  And here we are.  I’m proud of this little piece of stalking I did here, causing the entire viewing audience in my cousin’s living room to put their life on hold while whipped out my Blackberry and snapped this gem. It’s a little surreal, and I couldn’t be prouder of these two guys.  I’m sure both Donny and Dan appreciate my new stalker status.

Buffalo Bills Update: Dick Jauron Fired

// November 17th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Justice, Minnesota, Uconn, Uncategorized

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As a Bills fan, I comment not on head coaches, QBs, or star players.  All of whom, in the past decade, have come and gone like the flu season.  Instead, I will be cheering on other Bills fans, a shared misery of the couchdom.  Countless Sundays left wondering, “Why?”  The best part of being a Bills fan? Inevitably, is, other Bills fans.  Misery loves company, friends, and in Upstate new york, there’s a lot to love.

Buffalo just axed their head coach, Dick Jauron.  Well, we’ll definitely turn the season around now.  Jauron finishes his illustrious career at 24-33.  However, the best (and funniest) news out of all this might just be this little tidbit:

[ESPN] “…Jauron was blindsided by the firing, an NFL source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter”

Blindsided, huh?  Well, I guess I can understand that.  Winning games and keeping your job probably aren’t synonymous in the NFL.

FULL STORY HERE

TheFatWhiteGuy.com Presents: WEDNESDAY NIGHT’S @ THE PLACE

// November 4th, 2009 // No Comments » // Justice, Uconn, Uncategorized

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For those of you who don’t know by now (try and keep up), I’ve been part-timing at The Place (2 Broad St, Boston). In addition to documenting some of the experience (check here), I’ve also decided that Wednesday nights are my favorite night.  Smaller crowd, but plenty of talent.  In case you are looking for something to do on a Wednesday night, look no further.  Why?  Besides coming in and saying hi to me, there…well…other scenery. Here’s some of what you missed last week.