Posts Tagged ‘Buffalo Bills’

Terrell Owners Is Concerned Teams MAY Perceive Him As A Trouble Maker

// July 14th, 2010 // 1 Comment » // Uncategorized

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AP: Terrell Ownes would like to point out that he’s never been disciplined by the NFL for off-field conduct, unlike some of the league’s “golden boys.”

No team has yet to sign him as a free agent, and the polarizing receiver worries they’re swayed by the perception he’s a troublemaker. A perception he believes he disproved with his agreeable behavior in Buffalo during a disappointing season last year.

“There were a number of times where prior I probably would have reacted, said something I wasn’t supposed to say,” Owens told The Associated Press on Tuesday. “I really had some restraint, very patient.”

Owens feels that just because he hasn’t been cited with off the field issues that he is unfairly being characterized as a so called “troublemaker.”  What Owens fails to realize is just as much as the NFL under Goodell has concerned itself with off-the field issues, the on the field stuff also matters.

Owens simply doesn’t make a good teammate.  No team in their right mind will take a risk on player that rocks the boat the way T.O. has proven he does.  His smile and flash might be marketable, but he is a proven disruptor of team chemistry.

When with the Eagles, he insinuated that  Jeff Garcia, then the starting QB of his former team in San Fran was gay.  In a Playboy interview he said, “…like my boy tells me, if it smells like a rat, and looks like a rat, then by golly it is a rat.”  Adding to his tenure of bad taste, when he was in Philly, his feud with McNabb was very public and very brazen.  Starting with a derogatory comment towards McNabb, telling him “I’m not the guy who got tired in the Super Bowl…”   He then went on to lobby for a new contract, after publicly voicing his distaste with his “underrated” original one. Including blasting the Eagles coaching and management before being suspended for four games and then deactivated for the remainder of the 2005 season.  The feud was settled with the Eagles making a choice: Keep McNabb, send T.O. packing, without a new contract.

He may have kept his nose clean off the field, but as a teammate  he doesn’t have a leg to stand on, he referred to his former employers as “classless” and lashes out against management and owners in the public forum.

He’d like to point out his “good behavior” in Buffalo this past season, but that season also marked a disappointing low in T.O.’s performance.  He was given the key to the city and promptly proceeded in opening absolutely ZERO doors for his team, or precisely only 55 catches for 859 yards.

That  may be why many GM’s, teams, and coaches are not interested in making a play for the once time very productive receiver; he’s in the twilight of his career.  Hell, even Jerry Rice played with the Raiders.

Went To UConn’s Pro Day

// March 25th, 2010 // No Comments » // Minnesota, Uncategorized

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Had the pleasure of stopping by UConn this afternoon.  Believe it or not it was my first time back on campus since I left for Austria.  Anyway, I’ll keep it short, its 6:20pm and no one is reading this anyway.  I know it’s cliche to say, but I swear those guys get bigger every year.  And not only that, more talent.  No, I’m not talking about this year’s crop of NFL talent, I mean the freshman, the redshirts, the pimple faced future of UConn Football.  Apparently freshmen have been turning heads so far in Spring ball, could be a “youthful” line up come fall (see what I did there).

As far at the NFL guys go, I’ll keep it brief.  Mike Hicks is slim and trim, and poised to win. Dan Ryan jumped an impressive 32 or 34 inches, depending on who you asked.  Witten and Vaughn improved their 40’s and looked remarkably fit.  Pretty much all I got on that one.

Final Thoughts:

Maybe I’m sounding like the sentimental push over, but there is no program in the country that welcomes back it’s alum like UConn.  Even pseudo-media types like me.  Open arms, lots of hugs, hellos, handshakes, whatever.  Coach Edsall even through me a curve-ball with a brief-man embrace.

Football is probably like bizzaro world in terms of heterosexuality.  Tight pants, ass slaps, hugging, crying, all acceptable on the field or in the stadium.  That goes double for the combine and pro-day.  You remove the element of pads, and add in a display of spandex, compression shorts, and cameras.  And I love it.  Well if that makes me gay then fine.  I’m as gay as they come.  My dad probably just choked on his late noon coffee.

Saw D-But (Darius Butler) at the facility.  Good news Patriots fans (bad news Bills fans), the  kid is still as athletic and muscular as ever.

Wake Up!….With Four Reasons To Love The Buffalo Bills

// March 12th, 2010 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

go-bills The draft is nearing.  Do you know where your Bill’s fans are?*

*…..mostly in Upstate NY and Canada

NFL NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Time Line For The Buffalo Bills Head Coaching Position Discovered!

// January 19th, 2010 // 2 Comments » // Uncategorized

bills-fanEvery year, come playoff time, Jay and I call in to question why we root for the Upstate Underdogs, that is, the Buffalo Bills in “your” language.   Then they announce Chan Gailey as their head coach and I almost want to quit life immediately, a had to stop Jay from reaching for his hunting rifle.  That was until some investigative blogging (riiight)  revealed this document from the Buffalo Bills front office.  In it, we have transcripts and a time line which lead us to our current coaching climate in Buffalo:  Frosty, wibill-cowhlerth a chance of firing.  Enjoy…

Bills: Hey Bill Cowher, want to be our head coach?

Bill Cowher: NO!  (Don’t worry Bill I made the same face when I heard they asked you, how dare they?)

Bills: Hey Mike Shanahan, will you interview for the job?

MS: NO!

Bills: Jim Harbaugh, want the job?

Jim H.: NO!

Leslie Frazier, please interview for the job?

LF: NO!

Bills:Brian Schottenheimer, please intervi…

BS: (interrupts) NO!

Bills: Well….does you dad Marty want the job?

BS: NO!

So give the Bills a break. What would you have done if you had to hire a coach and this is how you spent your last few weeks. Good luck Chan, I’ll give you max 3 years, 2 in Buffalo and the last in LA.

p.s.

Things could be worse….

Very Funny ESPN, You Laugh Now But That’s Next Year’s Superbowl Champs You’re Mocking…

// December 30th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Uncategorized

From ESPN Page 2 Poll:

the-bills-poll Dave Portnoy of BarstoolSports.com put it best when he said:

I know it sounds crazy but I actually feel bad for Bills fans. Like it’s bad enough to live in Buffalo, but to have to root for a team whose greatest accomplishment is losing 4 straight superbowls? Just doesn’t seem fair. It’s like double jeopardy or something

Buffalo Bills Update: Dick Jauron Fired

// November 17th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Justice, Minnesota, Uconn, Uncategorized

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As a Bills fan, I comment not on head coaches, QBs, or star players.  All of whom, in the past decade, have come and gone like the flu season.  Instead, I will be cheering on other Bills fans, a shared misery of the couchdom.  Countless Sundays left wondering, “Why?”  The best part of being a Bills fan? Inevitably, is, other Bills fans.  Misery loves company, friends, and in Upstate new york, there’s a lot to love.

Buffalo just axed their head coach, Dick Jauron.  Well, we’ll definitely turn the season around now.  Jauron finishes his illustrious career at 24-33.  However, the best (and funniest) news out of all this might just be this little tidbit:

[ESPN] “…Jauron was blindsided by the firing, an NFL source told ESPN NFL Insider Adam Schefter”

Blindsided, huh?  Well, I guess I can understand that.  Winning games and keeping your job probably aren’t synonymous in the NFL.

FULL STORY HERE

Bud Adams Presents: Real Men Of Genius (Buffalo Bills Edition)

// November 16th, 2009 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

Bud Adams Presents: Real Moments of Genius
(real moments of geeeeen-iussss)
Today we double-salute you, Mr Buffalo Bills in the 4th quarter.
(Buffalo Bills in the 4th quaaa-rterrr)
You swapped one Wonderlic-wonder quarterback for another, and yet nothing changed.
(I loooove Ryan Fitzpatrick)
You thought you could probably make this a close game, but no, you couldn’t even manage to lose in a close way
(Way to suuuuuck!)
So suck on Bud Adams’ enormous wang, Buffalo Bills in the 4th quarter. Its not like you’ve got anything better to do.
(Mr Buffalo Bills in the 4th quaaa-rterrr)

Special thanks to Chris Hansen’s Axe: [Style Points]

Tennessee Titans Owner Bud Adams Gives Bills Fans The Bird

// November 16th, 2009 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

You know what, if I’ve said it once, I’ve said it 1,000 times.  There are only two things that come out of Tennessee: 1) great BBQ and 2) classy people.  It is as if Bud Adams was saying, “sure, we won, but guess what Bills fans?  Here’s a little somethin’ extra for you, courtesy of my middle digit. “  Thanks Bud, Bills fans didn’t know we hadn’t made the playoffs in over a decade.  Thank YOU, Mr. Adams, for reminding me of the loss, and showing us what a real southern gentleman is all about.  Good news, Western New York (and parts of Canada!), chivalry is not dead. No its alive and well, and watching games from the owner’s box.  So when winter hits in Buffalo, and you are noticeably absent from that thing called “the playoffs”…buried underneath 35 feat of snow, fret not, Buffalo faithful, because Bud Adams is here to save the day.  I know that a lot of Bills fans are angry at this little stunt that Gazillionaire owner pulled, but its not like this is the first time this happened.  Nope, Bills fans have a long and storied history with getting flipped off.  Remember former Miami Dolphin Brian Cox?  Sure I was only 7 when he pulled that shit, giving all of Ralph Wilson Stadium the bird, but I’ll never forget how pissed my old man was, driving in the car listening to Bob Matthews, cursing all the way to my hockey practice.  So you see, the real punishment is not the invevitable fine Goodell will levy, it’s the tarnished childhood memories of thousands of impressionable youth.  Thanks, Bud!

Being A Bills Fan: The Economical Choice

// September 21st, 2009 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

bills-fansSure, some have compared being a Bills fan to being the smartest kid on the short bus, but guess what?  Those are two honors I’ve proudly enjoyed.  Well it turns out there are now even more reasons to like the Bills, aside from the self loathing and propensity to be stuck in the early ’90s (were you a Bill-liever?).  According to TeamMarketing.com the Buffalo Bills are the cheapest team to take a family of 4 t0: $303.96 sense.  Not sure what that is in “loonies” for our Canadian contingent. The most expensive?  You guessed it, Dallas Cowboys at $758.58 (New England in a close second with $597.25).  Look, someone has to pay for the “Jerry-Tron” and that means you stupid Cowboys fan.

Other highlights:

The cheapest place for a 16oz beer?  Tampa Bay or Greenbay for $5.75.  Which is a steal.  I think.

Minnesota and Cincinnati have the cheapest hotdogs, for $3.00 a piece.  A small price to pay for all that delicious pork “product.”

Team Marketing Research [TMR]

Prices Do Not Include Your First Born [Deadspin]

Why Your Team Sucks: Buffalo Bills

// September 3rd, 2009 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

Drew Magary over at Deadspin just did this feature on my beloved Buffalo Bills.  I’d like to be mad at him, but his interpretations of Buffalo’s culture/people are spot on (ie: Girls in jeans with out pockets, and tube tops in subzero weather…class, class, class).

Go head over and read it, have yourself a laugh. But remember…Nobody, and I mean NOBODY circles the wagons like the G-D Buffalo Bills….

[Why Your Team Sucks: Buffalo Bills]

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