The Age Of The Austrian: Answered!

// March 19th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Uncategorized

Let me tell you what a steady diet of cigarettes and booze will get you:
an entire country of ageless people. Well, maybe not the entire country (I mean, ever hot girl has to have an ugly friend). Everyday people-watching has now become my favorite pass time.
Which brings us to my teammate, Karl.

How old is Karl? Answer beolow: Karl is 34 years old, with two kids and a beautiful girlfriend.

Guess The Age Of The Austrian

// March 16th, 2009 // 3 Comments » // Uncategorized

Guess the age of the Austrian.
This week’s contestant? Karl. Karl is an Aquarius, he enjoys long walks on the Worteresee and French dining. His interests include football, basketball, hiking, and anything by Poe. Turnoffs are losing, cold weather, and liars.
I’ve even made it easier, he is featured in a picture with last week’s participant, Markus.
Guess now, or forever hold your piece. (get it, piece. yeah…that just happened)

The Age Of The Austrian (Markus) ANSWERED!

// March 6th, 2009 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

HERE IS THE ANSWER:(his Austrian drivers license…as proof)
(July 22, 1978)
Markus is 30 years old.
Allow adequate time for your shock to dissipate.

A New Feature: Guess The Age Of The Austrian!

// March 5th, 2009 // 13 Comments » // Uncategorized

I don‘t know whether it is the coffee (FWG Assessment: laced with amphetamines) or the non-McDonald’s based diet. But people here, DO-NOT-AGE. I repeat. They don‘t age. At all. It’s like the Curious Case of Benjamin Button in Austria. So I now introduce a new feature to this blog:

GUESS THE AGE OF THE AUSTRIAN
(Meet Marcus)
Post your guesses in the “Comments Section”
(Correct answer tomorrow.)