Posts Tagged ‘Moment of the Week’

Your Fat White Guy Moment Of The Week

// February 13th, 2009 // 1 Comment » // Uncategorized

Introducing the Bacon Explosion.
I am speechless. Seriously. Speechless.
Only in America.

Shot of your completed “Bacon Explosion” or a cross section of your arteries post-consumption?

God Bless the USA!

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Your Fat White Guy Moment of the Week

// February 3rd, 2009 // No Comments » // Uncategorized

Well here it is. Your official
FAT WHITE GUY MOMENT OF THE WEEK.

Tomorrow, all around the United States Denny’s Restaurant will be offering a FREE GrandSlam Breakfast. 100%-No-Strings-Attached-FREE.
6am-2pm

You see, this is why I love America. With heart-disease the number one killer of Americans and obesity an epidemic among American children what do huge restaurant chains do to curb the problem? They offer you a FREE Cardiologist-hating-artery-clogging-heart-attack-inducing meal. Again…FOR FREE. Eat up America, breakfast is the most important meal.

This has the FWG stamp of approval ALL OVER IT.