Wake Up! ….With A Metaphor For How Your Sad Life Has Become
// April 22nd, 2010 // 3 Comments » // Uncategorized, wob
Introducing the "Girlfriend Pillow"
Sears has really taken the guess work out of what guys are looking for in a woman: lumpy breasts and one arm. They’ve boiled down the whole girlfriend-experience to this polyester and felt pillow: Two boobs, one arm, and no judgement . Shit, I’ll take 10!Unfortunately the “Wife” model comes with crushing guilt and an in-law attachment.
Yes, this is very, very real….and from Sears.
